A girl walked up to the information desk in her local hospital and said, I need
to see the upturn1, please.
I think, you mean the 'intern2,' don't you? asked the nurse on duty.
Yes, said the girl. I want to have a 'contamination.'
Don't you mean 'examination,' the nurse questioned her again.
Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward3,' anyway.
I'm sure you mean the maternity4 ward.
To which the girl replied: Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity,
maternity.... What's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two
months, and I think I'm stagnant5.